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Episode 148 - Slurpy the Gay Butterfly

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We have the crew back together for the 148th installment of the experience known as Clutch and Wiggle ..
* Wiggle is down for "doorplay"
* Kimber is "in" for "Fundawear"
* $500 "wizard"
* Describe that sex act - Water Buffalo Drool Bib - Electric Eclair corkscrew - Bluegrass slam nugget - Prolapsed Boneyard
* During break we played music by Unparalleled Height - Legacy (@UPH_Official on Twitter)
* More "Craigslist Missed Connections"
* Dick Trickle has died and we "poured out a little" for that homie
* Masturbate-a-thon
* Hypnotizing Breast Growth
* Epic Facebook meltdown at Amy’s Baking Company Bakery Boutique & Bistro
* Bea Arthur's $1.9M boobs
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Episode 147 - Cheeky Effer

Lots of laughs, lots of tears, lots of underwear and new character bits from (this week's) two boobs with time on their hands .. while K-Love is absent this week, here's what we DO have ..
* This week's shout out's
* Sonic and the burrito vagina and oatmeal
* Cinco de Mayo / FWF Wrestling event / Craig "The Ham Wallet Slayer" Wiggle
* Vaginal rejuvenation procedures (something about the Jewish labia minora)
* Wet Platinum and aquatic odor (measuring pH levels in a vagina)
* Cleveland abduction story
* Fabric Softener Jesus
* Fundawear / Buck Naked underware / Subtle Butt
* 3-d Printable gun
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Episode 146 - Count Wiggula Butt Dick

Welllllll .. the Clutch and Wiggle Experience started out locked in the basement tonight! Wiggle started having cabin fever and K-love was just her adorable self! Here's the topics of the night:

* Shout outs to @SpaghettiOMals and thank you's go out to Wedge Radio Show, The Show That Should Not Be, 92x, Rain Man and Guy Blow and KrabbyKatieLive
* RIP Kris Kross' Chris Kelly
* Craig's minication and Kimber's vacation
* Phone Sexing w On-star
* Describe this sex act: Back alley Tire Rack - Bear Trap Shotgun - Roadrunner Sniper - Turtle Neck Sabretooth
* Porn: Nobody talks about it, but everybody watches it
* Ass to mouth: overrated or underrated?
* CVS vs "Ching Chong Lee"
* Double-entendre-filled ruling in strip club case
* Always wear underware

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Roadcast - The Harlem Shimmy

Our last roadcast for now .. a good, quick 20 minutes of the rantings and raves and rambles of Clutch and Wiggle ..

* Craig vs 3 Chicks and beer!
* Sextuplets of sex
* Craig Wiggle makes a porno/horror movie
* Who's a dick or smart ass?
* Rob and Craig get a suite ..
* Craig becomes a insta-bartender

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Episode 145 - Masters in PH-Dick aka FU Wiggle

A (fu)Wiggle-less show this week - but Clutch and K-Love turned out a damn good hour of entertainment - Here's what we got for ya THIS week!

Help spread the word of MS awareness and help our friend Kris as she walks for her sister, who has MS
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* Who likes skinny jeans? - A K-Love rant
* Teacher's assignment: Explain why "Jews are evil"
* When two nudists are dating, which one wears the pants in the relationship?
* Doctors say looking at busty women for 10 minutes a day is good for your health
* Hugh Jackman vs pubic hair
* Ashes to debt collectors

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Episode 144 - Swaffelen'

Clutch and Wiggle Experience, 4 boobs and 2 wienies with time on our hands .. brought to you by CWERadio.com, Steve's Clip Joint(formerly Comedy Hooha Network), and PodGodsNetwork Radio network

Big thanks to Inverse Delirium, @hacksawhank of The HH Show and to the guys at http://worstdayofyourlife.com/

* Swaffelen'
* Asian Inspection
* Sensai Wiggle Miagi?? "ching chong, I gone"
* Times Square Cookie Monster, Elmo and Mario
* Fiat or SmartCar - what's gayer
* Game of Thrones Craigslist Ad
(http://cweradio.com/pix/got.jpg)
* National Association To Advance Fat Acceptance (Of fat people)
* Ramen noodle chick
* K-Love's response to "Bro Flowers" commercial
* Nasa Poop Conversation
* BangWithFriends.com (sNSFW)
* Sexually harassed with pasta
* Anti-rape undies
* $3000 toilet stolen from public restroom

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Episode 143 - Twin City Bake Sale

Have to say it - Ms. K-Love hit her stride in this episode ..

Clutch and Wiggle Experience, 4 boobs with time on our hands .. brought to you by CWERadio.com, Steve's Clip Joint(formerlly Comedy Hooha Network), and PodGodsNetwork Radio network

Here's the breakdown:

* Any April Fools Tomfoolery?
* Roger Ebbert RIP
* Go-Girl Female Urination vs Reusable menstrual pads
* Round 3 of Describe This Sex Act: Adirondack Anaconda - Siamese Afghan - Twin City Bake Sale - Metallic Corkscrew Turkey Baster
* Kids in London schools can't have best friends
* ‘Foul odor’ girl suspended from school 24 times
* Lululemon Test for See-Through Yoga Pants Sparks New Outrage

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Episode 142 - Au Jus Prison Hooch, Made In An iPotty

Clutch and Wiggle Experience, 4 boobs with time on our hands .. brought to you by CWERadio.com, Steve's Clip Joint(formerly Comedy Hoo-ha Network), and PodGodsNetwork Radio network

* Mis-pronounced words
* Girth and "Idea" shots
* Wiggle's disposable dildo's better than sex cereal?
* iPotty
* 'Hot for Teacher' essay
* Urine determininglongevity
* Wiggle's sexual encounters
* Va. Man Assaulted His Roommate Who Drew A Penis On His Face
* X-PAC Anus-Ripping

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Episode 141 - Dildo of God

Clutch and Wiggle Experience, 4 boobs with time on our hands .. brought to you by CWERadio.com, Steve's Clip Joint(formerlly Comedy Hooha Network), and PodGodsNetwork Radio network

@JustUs_Geeks celebrats 1 year in podcasting - congrats!

According to Georgina (@Dainiusaurus on Twitter)
warning, Clutch and Wiggle Exp podcast may lead to respiratory arrest!

Wiggle gets the $20 stiff at the pump

Images not to masturbate too book

Rd 2 of Describe this Sex Act

Mongolian Yeti Whiteout - Snake on a Crane - Fireball Tomahawk - Bob Cratchit Hatchet Racket

"Performance-enhancing" cereal

virginity of Brazil's first life-like sex doll

Wiggle's "eulogy" for 'Deep Throat' porn legend Harry Reems

Interview w/ Former Adult porn star Sierra (@NaturallySierra)

Man Livetweets Trip To Hospital After Unfortunate Dildo Incident

Former World Series of Poker champ, Greg Raymer - arrested in prostitution sting

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Episode 140 - Amish Trailblazer

 

Thanks to @Jniiiice who said "glad we could be the underwire to your podcast titty"
* How Daylight Savigs screws w you
* Barbie's brown eye stye
* Describe These Sexual Acts: asmanian Plowdozer,Amish Trailblazer,Thunder Bunker,HotSpot Swing Ding
* Girl addicted to eating deodorant
* Pornstar sex act with Firehouse
* Pizza Hut worker caught taking porn break
* Al Roker's raisenette incident recap
* Louisiana Man Accuses Ex-Girlfriend of Stealing His Sperm
Stitcher - iTunes - podOmatic - Steve's Clip Vault - PodGods Network
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Episode 139 - Pig Knuckles Deep

 

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.
TY to BFGF Podcast .. go follow @alimariee8
Horse meat found in Ikea's Swedish meatballs
You might have an ugly pussy if… (via Too Racy for FB - http://tooracy.tumblr.com/post/41832377379/you-might-have-an-ugly-pussy-if)
( apparently, Ardvarking makes wiggle upset)
Is vajazzling even safe?
(Quote from k-love - you can't put tinsel on a turd and call it a Christmas tree .. to Wiggle)
From "The Michael Show Podcast" .. Some scientists say that fetuses masturbate in the womb
Should we sign Wiggle up for FarmersOnly.com?
Geico.. saves you 15% on bestiality
hospital removes the wrong testicle from cancer patient
Man accidentally shoots girlfriend in the bum on big date night
Grab-N-Go Bikini Strip Shows
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Episode 138 - Shiitake Cock and Poga

 

Every single time a white person farts on an elevator black people scream Crackers and Cheese and laugh like a mother fucker.
USPS, no saturday delivery
Clutch and Wiggle audio contest
McAids makes K-love yak - and doesn't like eggs nor fish apparently
Spanx and Magic Shorts
Chubby Checker (Singer) Sues Over Chubby Checker Penis-Measuring App
Squatty potty,bumper dumper,poga (poo and yoga),"big johnnie", and K-Love's Dicktionary of WTF
Hermaphrodite slug mates w throwaway penis
More porn, teachers, students and why weren't we sexed in HS
Find your 50-somthing y/o ex-husband in bed w a 33 yr old woman? Get a shotgun and scoot on the carpet!
French Subway sandwich shop footlongs to heterosexuals only!
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Roadcast - Pontiff Wiggle

Our final roadcast for a bit - that's right the next podcast will be from our LIVE show .. here's what we talked about this week - on Pontiff Wiggle
Pope Benedict and Pontiff Wiggle
Katy Perry and Kate Upton's Boobs
Whorefume
Valentines Day feelings
Crop-dusting on a treadmill
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Roadcast - Sushi Farts and Pickle Soup

We've gone back to our pre-podcasting days to bring you our first Roadcast .. taking a drive to a hockey game, we brought a digital recorder and just hit record! What do we have in store for this one .. well Sushi Farts Divorce for $399 - part 1 Pickle Soup Waiting over 10 minutes in the parking deck Making fun of @KelsMads76 and her Rangers Catch everything "Clutch and Wiggle Experience feat. K-Love" over at http://clutchwiggleexp.wix.com/home Hear us LIVE each non-hockey Thursday at 7pm EST on CWERadio.com !

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Episode 137 - The Legend Of Zelda's Box

 

The first lady, Michele Obama and Patrick Ewing
K-love and her titular difficulties
K-love's roomate and a tampon banging
The timing of poop texts
Ladies and gents, the DISSOLVING condom
Fred from Too Heavy To Skydive talking Manti T'eo, Lance Armstrong, Stand Musial and podcasting
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Episode 136 - Squirting Buttered A-Hole

 

If lesbians don't call the wet spot scissor sauce, I don't know why they even bother.
"Walnut Asshole"
What's more gross/rank
-snot -cum -farts -spit
Pie Sampling
The unattractive tattoo's and piercings/squirting
What's the oddest/grossest request in your line of works (hint .. buttering up one's ass crack)
Double Divas
Wedgie man!
Half Naked Men
Fake poop could be used to treat real disease
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Episode 135 - Pump a Dump w A Side of Lung Chunkies

 

The Clutch and Wiggle Experience, feat. K-Love and BCBChaps - tasty like Cheerios, just like Carmelo Anthony's wife !!
It's a tit off between Chaps and .. THE RETURN OF K-LOVE !!
Pills that make you shit gold and silver / room mate shits pants "not on my carpet"
Playdoh Taint
Rob's infatuation with "reality" shows like duck dynasty
Pump and Dump with a side of lung chunkies
Sir Wiggle ode de K-Love: Sir Wiggle Piece Theater: Dat Ass
More Teachers having sex with students
Internet LOVES side boob
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Episode 134 - A Redwood In Wiggle's Pants

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... Worst part of masterbating is having to make your own sandwich With cum knuckles! Now onto this week's review -

Christmas wrap up and the massive idiots who return gifts (outside of someone getting the wrong size)

Best things we can remember from 2012

Internet LOVES side boob

Follow up to Ocotomom porn awards

Ask CWE (via http://formspring.me/cweradio)

Big Boobs = Smarter

Formal Reprimand Issued To Flatulent Federal Worker

Two teenage girls were arrested after spiking the milkshakes of one of the girls parents, so they could use the internet. #SacBee

Nintendo 3DS Porn

Anderson Cooper Dodges Kathy Griffin's Attempted Blowjob

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Episode 133 - One Night Standinitus

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With the world ending Friday, Craig and Rob (hopefully K-Love) would LOVE if we're the last internet radio show you EVER listen too. So here we go on what might be the REAL last Clutch and Wiggle Experience ..
* The world is imploding and Rob has a rant, ready to go
* Craig's Christmas Wishes
* Hemorrhoidal Suppositories
* Moist feedback
* Lindsay Lohan
* Newton, CT
* MMA Broken Penis
* Worker's Comp for sex injury
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Episode 132 - Moist Crusty Hemroids, Now with Dingleberries

Today I found out that Midgets don't like being called Midgets; and they really hate being called People McNuggets.
Here's what we have on tap for this week's show:
Envy "temptress"
Clutch's Fear of Heights and Christmas decorations
Hate Moist?
'Fat Girls' Restaurant Bill
Mike Tyson, Robin Givens and Brad Pitt
French men not producing as much sperm
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